maybe i am cool

I was thinking that I was pretty un-cool. I don't have a tv at the moment, I don't have cable, I don't have a motorcycle, I don't have a girl to ride behind me on the motorcycle...

But then again:
I have an iPod
I have a Mac
I can write code
I have a bicycle
I have a cool old Audi
I have a tan
I have a goatee
I have a pretty blue acoustic guitar
I play and sing
I plink around on the piano
I have a job
I listen to great music
I pay my bills (most of the time - all the time would be un-cool)
I can hold my drink
I love coffee

And the last reason I'm cool: I smoke cigarettes. Everybody knows smoking makes you look really cool.